By now you’ve heard that Kamala Harris will be our next President. This is a historic occasion for all Americans, both men and women. A new day is dawning in our nation. It will be a day to tell our children and grandchildren about. It is also a historic day for me as well. Just as I was comfortably sliding into retirement.
Deena told me this morning that she’s not going back. From now on, I have to do my share of the housework. I have to clean my own toilet, make my own bed, and take out my own own trash! I have to pick up my dirty clothes from the bedroom floor, scrub the shower after I use it, and wipe the mud off my shoes before I come into the house.
This is all because of the Democrats!
Thanks a lot, Kamala!
NOTE: This page is a spoof. While ahead in the last minute polls, VP Harris has not yet been elected, so you should go out and vote today (especially if you are a husband that hates housework.)